Friday, April 8

...nishishcoming!!!!

..and so once again it that time of the month! My "epitome-of overall-fabulousness" little coozhin (..she may be older...but i'm taller! So there!) Nish-pish is coming to town...and all i can reallly say is "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" I'm soooooooo excited, really, it absolutely bes the absolute highlight of my year so far! Six days to go, nishy! muuuaaaaaaaahhhh to you!
And while i'm posting, here's another little trifling of paraphernalia for the amusement of all my dedicated blog-reading-fans..(...ooo i do think i've perfected the art of self back-patting!!!) This was a mail sent to me a while ago by ...how to put it delicately???...an "interested party"? Read it and weep..(why, oh why must i attract such nerds???)


Dear Rashmee

I have not been made to feel more miserable than this for having said a simple Hello.
If a Hello makes you suspect my motives then it’s best I clarify.
When I saw you in T***** bhaia’s wedding I was attracted to you. Since nothing is without reason, there has to be a reason to this too.
What it is is difficult for me to put in words. If I try, part of the reason could be my perception of what I’d heard about you from him. And then the presence of the person himself.
The long, the short and the all of it are that this could end as a passing encounter. AND this could turn into a lasting friendship. It is up to you.
I’m not telling you that I’ve fallen for you or any such nonsense. But I’d like to know you. The fact is I still can’t believe I’m doing all this but I’m doing this nonetheless.
You could ask me to get lost on 98290-6***8 OR you could toss back a simple Hello and lend me back my dignity of a response.
And V*** ***, women like you are a rarity. I respect you for your skill.

A****h.


...and then my friends wonder why i'm still single!! Poochie....Help!!!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

go 4 it rush.....if u dnt like him, u can always toss him over to me;) n im sure u know who this is :P

Fri Apr 08, 05:25:00 am GMT-7  
Blogger rushes said...

...no you can't have him cos every girl needs her own personal entourage of broken hearts and you can't have mine! ...and thats "the long, the short and the all of it"! So there!!

Mon Apr 11, 01:37:00 am GMT-7  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What IS your skill that he so respects? Is he in the know of something that eludes us?

Thu Apr 14, 02:22:00 am GMT-7  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever this person is shuold get himself/ herself a good copywriter to write love letters. To start with the letter reads like an English lesson with the person perceptibly confused about what his presence really means to anyone.

Have you asked him to get lost? I am sure he is a pro at it by now. Its aptly clear that this dude only wants to get laid. Lay off dude.

Thu Apr 14, 04:54:00 am GMT-7  

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