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It's been ages since i've written and that's been only because of really hectic schedules..(mostly mine) and NOT a lack of stuff to report! Was in Delhi last week visiting Varsh (..she's had a bad back incident..) and Ashok's here visiting this week so i can't really say that i see that schedule letting up any time soon... This here post is going to be brief as well but i want to wish all you guys a verry Merry Christmas..(albeit belated) and a Rocking New year to follow..(in advance to make up for the belated Christmas!)! Here's something funny that Kunal sent me that made my day! Enjai!

The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle- aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world? I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose 40-something husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my 40-something husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now? (....hmmmmmm...worrying!)

That's all for now folks! Buh-bye!